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28
Oct

Now I’ve finally done it

I’m sitting here watching The View and an interview with the actor who plays Dick Cheney in the new movie W.  I’m also thinking about the most pervasive question I get as an author:  where do you get your ideas.  Now I know you are wondering how exactly these two things intersect, so I’ll tell you.

Many, many, (many to the tenth power) years ago, I was young, adventuresome and caught in a downpour trying to get from Vineyard Haven where my cousin and I had gone to swim back to Oak Bluffs where we were staying (this is Martha’s Vineyard folks).  We had walked there but now we were soaked.  So my cousin decides what we really need to do is hitchhike the rest of the way.

Now, a few years back, when we were teenagers we’d hitchhiked as a group.  Our caveat was that we we only allowed to accept rides from little old ladies.  Yeah, we followed that.  But on this particular day I was convinced that no one was going to stop for two soaking wet women but an ax murderer with a gun under his seat.  You can see that at an early age I had a flair for murderous fantasy.

Still I wasn’t too worried since not a soul stopped for us . . . until a lone car slows and eventually stops in front of us.  The first thing I notice as we approach the car is that there is a baby seat in the back.  So okay, how bad could he be if he’s got a back seat stuffed with baby toys?  Still, as the two of us squeeze into the front seat, I tell my cousin to get in first since this was her idea.  If this guy starts anything I’m throwing myself from the car.

So we’re finally in and I’m so squished I can’t see who’s driving.  I can only hear his voice, which sounds oddly familiar.  He’s telling us about how he only stopped for us because he was lost and he was hoping we could tell him how to get back to where he was staying.

And it hits me who the voice belongs to.  I can’t see him, so I have to ask.  “I may be completely crazy, but are you Richard Dreyfuss?”  He laughs and says, “Yeah, and my hobby is picking up strange women in the rain.”  My cousin elbows me and tells me she was trying to play it cool.  Oh, well.

Well, we show him where to go, then he drops us off at our B&B (The Pequot, by the way, only two blocks).  We try to tell him how to get back to where he’s staying.  From the befuddled look he gave us we figured he’d be looking for some other drenched folks for further instruction.

The funny thing is, this happened a couple of years after Jaws was filmed on the island.  So it couldn’t have been his first time there.


But THAT is where I got the idea for my hero Jarad Naughton’s faulty sense of direction in Spellbound.

And, yes, I did climb the mountainside at Gay Head on a dare.  What the hell was I thinking?!?

13
Aug

excuse me while I touch the sky

Actually I’m really communing with my muse on deadline.  So if you don’t hear from me for a couple of days, you know what I’m doing.  Hope you’re enjoying whatever you’re up to.

03
Jul

Me in a Threeway

oh no!

oh no!

Oh, not in a good way. The guy in front of me stopped at the red light. I stopped at the red light. The woman driving the minivan behind me didn’t stop. The next thing I knew I was crashing into the black sportscar in front of me.

Not the kind of threesome one wants to write about. Hope your day is going better for you.

28
Jun

The freak in me

I have always been interested in the paranormal–things for which the five senses we credit ourselves with have no explanation. I couldn’t help it. With Halloween for a birthday, what else can you expect? I read tarot cards during my bohemian teenage years and to this day own a couple sets. In my dotage here I’ve finally started writing on the first book I’ve ever wanted to write–a story about witches and ancients and the fate of the earth. It’s damn slow going since it means so much to me, but most fulfilling.

It’s scary really–not because there are any spooks or goblins running around in the story, but because this book is something I haven’t found in a while–a true book of the heart. My first book, Spellbound (which will be reprinted in October by Parker Publishing), was my first book of the heart, a labor of love for the island (Martha’s Vineyard) that I loved, for the people who’d shared part of my youth (many of whom assumed they were someone in the story) and for the occult lover in me (are the women in this family witches? Only their familiar knows for sure).

As the average writer and they’ll tell you a book of the heart is a rare thing. If you’ve ever had the feeling that you were put on this earth to do a particular thing, that’s close to how a writer feels about that “heart” book. Or maybe it’s like salmon returning to their home stream to spawn–produce or die trying. But finishing this story feels like a biological imperative; the fingers to the keyboard are the labor pains.

Anyway, I’m back to writing now. But if you’ve got a book of the heart you’re working on, tell me a little bit about it. What makes it a book you just have to write?

26
Jun

Adventures in niecesitting

I know. I know. I said I’d get organized this week, but I’ve got to do some babysitting today and will not have much time to do much else. So instead of a Thursday writing tip post, I leave you with a joke . . .

Job at FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!’ The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. ‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.’

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them (US!).

Enjoy your day!!

25
Jun

The Organization

poitier in the organizationYes, it is one of my favorite Poitier flicks, but I’m talking about the organization of this blog. I figured I might try posting on particular topics on specific days so folks know what they’re getting. I’d love to have a guest blogger on Mondays as often as possible, so if you’ve got something to say, drop me a note and I’ll schedule you in. On Wednesdays, I wanted to do something sexy for Wicked Wednesdays (getting you over the, ahem, hump of the work week). On Fridays I’d like to post the paranormal–hey, I’m old enough to have seen the original Freaky Friday, in the movie theatre, with my mother. Damn, that’s ancient. But anyway, I am off-topic. Tune in Tuesdays for a Crime Scene post and Thursday, well. Don’t know what to do about Thursday. Maybe a writing tip or two. Now since it’s Wednesday . . .

25
Jun

I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours . . .

I found this quiz over at iVillage. Was it irony or coincidence that the ad on the page wanted to introduce me to the new way to do Coolwhip. Hmmm. I wasn’t surprised at the answer I got. How about you?

While you’re at the site, read about the top 10 sex myths (only 2 are true, including one that should make lovers of black men very happy).

15
Jun

Every dad has his day


I don’t know how many years before I was born this picture of my dad was taken. I only know it was way back when smoking was cool not cancer causing.

My dad’s a lot grayer and he gave up smoking more than a decade ago, but he’s still cool to me.

Like most holidays, the Savoys and other members of our clan get together for food, good conversation and to honor our men.

I hope you have a moment with your dad today, if not in the flesh, then in good memories. Happy Father’s Day to you and yours.





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A skewed sense of humor has kept me sane through 10+ years of teaching and almost as many writing. I invite you to come in and look around. Leave a comment if you like. My goal is to leave you with a smile on your face and a few new thoughts to mull over. If you like the blog, please tell your friends. If not, tell your enemies.

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