What’s a little bite between friends?

Mar

What’s a little bite between friends?

Categories: entertainment, paranormal and romance

I found this one that might appeal most to those paranormal romance authors among us:

A little laughter is good for the blood!
THE PROS & CONS OF DATING A VAMPIRE

Pro
———–
Long relationships
Allowed to stay out late
Easy weight loss
Centuries of experience
Immune to all diseases
Always has amazing stamina
Loves neck nibbling
Rarely interested in arguing religion
Never comes home with garlic breath
Doesn’t snore; sleeps like the dead

Con
———–
You always feel tired (loss of blood)
Kissing can be lethal
Monogamy is a problem
Always has cold feet and hands
Pet names that give you chills
Strange friends
Giggles at funerals
Hard to win an argument
May forget own strength

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